Me: Shane, let’s talk about your birthday. what do you want to do?
Shane: I just want to get 4 presents!
Chloe: No Shane, you should get 5 presents since you’re turning 5.
I’m thinking…she sounds like she’s looking out for her brother but I know why she’s upping the number of presents for Shane. She’s already calculating her birthday. So when she turns 7 this year, she can ask for 7 presents…
Me: No Chloe, we’re not going down that route. Then I should get THIRTY EIGHT presents!
Chloe: …
Shane: Oh ho! I forgot. Mommy’s still a kid!
What the. What a sarcasm!
