I told Chloe that I had a hard day at work today. 

Chloe: Mommy, when I grow up, I put on a sweater and put on a jacket, I get my shoes on and I go to work with you. And everybody will be scared of me and all the people will afraid of you! (while making two little fists)
Me: Ha ha Chloe, you will?
Chloe: Of course! Would you like that mommy?

Chloe made this piece of cake with a candle (above picture) and I was making the mermaid, when… 

Chloe: Are you making a mermaid?
Me: Yes, Chloe. I am making a beautiful mermaid and you are making a delicious piece of cake.
Chloe: You're making a mermaid for me?
Me: No… I am making ME a mermaid. YOU are making you a piece of cake.
Chloe: No, no, no, that's my mermaid.
Me: How is this your mermaid? I'm making it.
Chloe: You're making the mermaid for me, because you are my assistant!
Me: Excuse me?? Do you even know what that means?
Chloe: (smiles)
Me: Chloe, do you know what assistant means?
Chloe: It means you're my HELPER!